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那太白金星与美猴王，同出了洞天深处，一齐驾云而起。原来悟空筋斗云比众不同，十分快疾，把个金星撇在脑后，先至南天门外。正欲收云前进，被增长天王领着庞、刘、苟、毕、邓、辛、张、陶，一路大力天丁，枪刀剑戟，挡住天门，不肯放进。猴王道：“这个金星老儿，乃奸诈之徒！既请老孙，如何教人动刀动枪，阻塞门路？”正嚷间，金星倏到。悟空就觌面发狠道：“你这老儿，怎么哄我？被你说奉玉帝招安旨意来请，却怎么教这些人阻住天门，不放老孙进去？”金星笑道：“大王息怒。你自来未曾到此天堂，却又无名，众天丁又与你素不相识，他怎肯放你擅入？等如今见了天尊，授了仙箓，注了官名，向后随你出入，谁复挡也？”悟空道：“这等说，也罢，我不进去了。”金星又用手扯住道：“你还同我进去。”

将近天门，金星高叫道：“那天门天将，大小吏兵，放开路者。此乃下界仙人，我奉玉帝圣旨宣他来也。”那增长天王与众天丁俱才敛兵退避。猴王始信其言，同金星缓步入里观看。真个是：

初登上界，乍入天堂。金光万道滚红霓，瑞气千条喷紫雾。只见那南天门，碧沉沉，琉璃造就；明幌幌，宝玉妆成。两边摆数十员镇天元帅，一员员顶梁靠柱，持铣拥旄；四下列十数个金甲神人，一个个执戟悬鞭，持刀仗剑。外厢犹可，入内惊人：里壁厢有几根大柱，柱上缠绕着金鳞耀日赤须龙；又有几座长桥，桥上盘旋着彩羽凌空丹顶凤。明霞幌幌映天光，碧雾濛濛遮斗口[1]。这天上有三十三座天宫，乃遣云宫、毗沙宫、五明宫、太阳宫、化乐宫，……一宫宫脊吞金稳兽；又有七十二重宝殿，乃朝会殿、凌虚殿、宝光殿、天王殿、灵官殿，……一殿殿柱列玉麒麟。寿星台上，有千千年不卸的名花；炼药炉边，有万万载常青的绣草。又至那朝圣楼前，绛纱衣，星辰灿烂；芙蓉冠，金璧辉煌。玉簪朱履，紫绶金章。金钟撞动，三曹神表进丹墀；天鼓鸣时，万圣朝王参玉帝。又至那灵霄宝殿，金钉攒玉户，彩凤舞朱门。复道回廊，处处玲珑剔透；三檐四簇，层层龙凤翱翔。上面有个紫巍巍，明幌幌，圆丢丢，亮灼灼，大金葫芦顶；下面有天妃悬掌扇，玉女捧仙巾。恶狠狠，掌朝的天将；气昂昂，护驾的仙卿。正中间，琉璃盘内，放许多重重叠叠太乙丹；玛瑙瓶中，插几枝弯弯曲曲珊瑚树。正是天宫异物般般有，世上如他件件无。金阙银銮并紫府，琪花瑶草暨琼葩。朝王玉兔坛边过，参圣金乌着底飞。猴王有分来天境，不堕人间点污泥。

太白金星领着美猴王，到于灵霄殿外，不等宣诏，直至御前朝上礼拜。悟空挺身在旁，且不朝礼，但侧耳以听金星启奏。金星奏道：“臣领圣旨，已宣妖仙到了。”玉帝垂帘问曰：“那个是妖仙？”悟空却才躬身答应道：“老孙便是。”仙卿们都大惊失色道：“这个野猴！怎么不拜伏参见，辄敢这等答应道：‘老孙便是！’却该死了！该死了！”玉帝传旨道：“那孙悟空乃下界妖仙，初得人身，不知朝礼，且姑恕罪。”众仙卿叫声：“谢恩！”猴王却才朝上唱个大喏[2]。玉帝宣文选武选仙卿，看那处少甚官职，着孙悟空去除授[3]。旁边转过武曲星君，启奏道：“天宫里各宫各殿，各方各处，都不少官，只是御马监缺个正堂管事。”玉帝传旨道：“就除他做个‘弼马温’[4]罢。”众臣叫谢恩，他也只朝上唱个大喏。玉帝又差木德星官送他去御马监到任。

当时猴王欢欢喜喜，与木德星官径去到任。事毕，木德回宫。他在监里，会聚了监丞、监副、典簿、力士大小官员人等，查明本监事务，止有天马千匹。乃是：

骅骝[5]骐骥，纤离；龙媒紫燕，挟翼骕骦；银，飞黄；翻羽，赤兔超光；逾辉弥景，腾雾胜黄；追风绝地，飞翮奔霄；逸飘赤电，铜爵浮云；骢珑虎，绝尘紫鳞；四极大宛，八骏九逸，千里绝群，——此等良马，一个个，嘶风逐电精神壮，踏雾登云气力长。

这猴王查看了文簿，点明了马数。本监中典簿管征备草料；力士官管刷洗马匹、扎草[6]、饮水、煮料；监丞、监副辅佐催办；弼马昼夜不睡，滋养马匹。日间舞弄犹可，夜间看管殷勤：但是马睡的，赶起来吃草；走的捉将来靠槽。那些天马见了他，泯耳攒蹄，都养得肉肥膘满。

不觉的半月有馀。一朝闲暇，众监官都安排酒席，一则与他接风，一则与他贺喜。正在欢饮之间，猴王忽停杯问曰：“我这‘弼马温’，是个甚么官衔？”众曰：“官名就是此了。”又问：“此官是个几品？”众道：“没有品从。”猴王道：“没品，想是大之极也。”众道：“不大，不大，只唤做‘未入流’。”猴王道：“怎么叫做‘未入流’？”众道：“末等。这样官儿，最低最小，只可与他看马。似堂尊[7]到任之后，这等殷勤，喂得马肥，只落得道声‘好’字；如稍有些尪羸[8]，还要见责；再十分伤损，还要罚赎问罪。”猴王闻此，不觉心头火起，咬牙大怒道：“这般渺视老孙！老孙在那花果山，称王称祖，怎么哄我来替他养马？养马者，乃后生小辈下贱之役，岂是待我的！不做他！不做他！我将去也！”忽辣的一声，把公案推倒，耳中取出宝贝，幌一幌，碗来粗细，一路解数，直打出御马监，径至南天门。众天丁知他受了仙箓，乃是个弼马温，不敢阻当，让他打出天门去了。

须臾，按落云头，回至花果山上。只见那四健将与各洞妖王，在那里操演兵卒。这猴王厉声高叫道：“小的们！老孙来了！”一群猴都来叩头，迎接进洞天深处，请猴王高登宝位，一壁厢办酒接风。都道：“恭喜大王，上界去十数年，想必得意荣归也？”猴王道：“我才半月有馀，那里有十数年？”众猴道：“大王，你在天上，不觉时辰。天上一日，就是下界一年哩。请问大王，官居何职？”猴王摇手道：“不好说！不好说！活活的羞杀人！那玉帝不会用人，他见老孙这般模样，封我做个甚么‘弼马温’，原来是与他养马，未入流品之类。我初到任时不知，只在御马监中顽耍。只今日问我同寮，始知是这等卑贱。老孙心中大恼，推倒席面，不受官衔，因此走下来了。”众猴道：“来得好！来得好！大王在这福地洞天之处为王，多少尊重快乐，怎么肯去与他做马夫？”教：“小的们，快办酒来，与大王释闷。”

正饮酒欢会间，有人来报道：“大王，门外有两个独角鬼王，要见大王。”猴王道：“教他进来。”那鬼王整衣跑入洞中，倒身下拜。美猴王问他：“你见我何干？”鬼王道：“久闻大王招贤，无由得见；今见大王授了天禄，得意荣归，特献赭黄袍一件，与大王称庆。肯不弃鄙贱，收纳小人，亦得效犬马之劳。”猴王大喜，将赭黄袍穿起，众等忻然排班朝拜，即将鬼王封为前部总督先锋。鬼王谢恩毕，复启道：“大王在天许久，所授何职？”猴王道：“玉帝轻贤，封我做个甚么‘弼马温’！”鬼王听言，又奏道：“大王有此神通，如何与他养马？就做个‘齐天大圣’，有何不可？”猴王闻说，欢喜不胜，连道几个“好！好！好！”教四健将：“就替我快置个旌旗，旗上写‘齐天大圣’四大字，立竿张挂。自此以后，只称我为齐天大圣，不许再称大王。亦可传与各洞妖王，一体知悉。”此不在话下。

却说那玉帝次日设朝，只见张天师引御马监监丞、监副，在丹墀下拜奏道：“万岁，新任弼马温孙悟空，因嫌官小，昨日反下天宫去了。”正说间，又见南天门外增长天王领众天丁，亦奏道：“弼马温不知何故，走出天门去了。”玉帝闻言，即传旨：“着两路神元，各归本职，朕遣天兵擒拿此怪。”班部中闪上托塔李天王与哪吒三太子，越班奏上道：“万岁，微臣不才，请旨降此妖怪。”玉帝大喜，即封托塔天王李靖为降魔大元帅，哪吒三太子为三坛海会[9]大神，即刻兴师下界。

李天王与哪吒叩头谢辞，径至本宫，点起三军，帅众头目，着巨灵神为先锋，鱼肚将掠后，药叉将催兵。一霎时出南天门外，径来到花果山。选平阳处安了营寨，传令教巨灵神挑战。巨灵神得令，结束整齐，抡着宣花斧，到了水帘洞外。只见那洞门外，许多妖魔，都是些狼虫虎豹之类，丫丫叉叉，抡枪舞剑，在那里跳斗咆哮。这巨灵神喝道：“那业畜！快早去报与弼马温知道，吾乃上天大将，奉玉帝旨意，到此收伏。教他早早出来受降，免致汝等皆伤残也。”那些怪奔奔波波，传报洞中道：“祸事了！祸事了！”猴王问：“有甚祸事？”众妖道：“门外有一员天将，口称大圣官衔，道奉玉帝圣旨，来此收伏。教早早出去受降，免伤我等性命。”猴王听说，教：“取我披挂来！”就戴上紫金冠，贯上黄金甲，蹬上步云鞋，手执如意金箍棒，领众出门，摆开阵势。这巨灵神睁睛观看，真好猴王：

身穿金甲亮堂堂，头戴金冠光映映。

手举金箍棒一根，足踏云鞋皆相称。

一双怪眼似明星，两耳过眉查又硬。

挺挺身才变化多，声音响亮如钟磬。

尖嘴咨牙[10]弼马温，心高要做齐天圣。

巨灵神厉声高叫道：“那泼猴！你认得我么？”大圣听言，急问道：“你是那路毛神？老孙不曾会你，你快报名来。”巨灵神道：“我把你那欺心的猢狲！你是认不得我！我乃高上神霄托塔李天王部下先锋，巨灵天将！今奉玉帝圣旨，到此收降你。你快卸了装束，归顺天恩，免得这满山诸畜遭诛；若道半个‘不’字，教你顷刻化为虀粉！”猴王听说心中大怒，道：“泼毛神，休夸大口，少弄长舌！我本待一棒打死你，恐无人去报信。且留你性命，快早回天，对玉皇说他甚不用贤！老孙有无穷的本事，为何教我替他养马？你看我这旌旗上字号，若依此字号升官，我就不动刀兵，自然的天地清泰。如若不依，时间[11]就打上灵霄宝殿，教他龙床定坐不成！”这巨灵神闻此言，急睁睛迎风观看，果见门外竖一高竿，竿上有旌旗一面，上写着“齐天大圣”四大字。巨灵神冷笑三声道：“这泼猴，这等不知人事，辄敢无状，你就要做齐天大圣！好好的吃吾一斧！”劈头就砍将去。那猴王正是会家不忙，将金箍棒应手相迎。这一场好杀：

棒名如意，斧号宣花。他两个乍相逢，不知深浅；斧和棒，左右交加。一个暗藏神妙，一个大口称夸。使动法，喷云嗳雾；展开手，播土扬沙。天将神通就有道，猴王变化实无涯。棒举却如龙戏水，斧来犹似凤穿花。巨灵名望传天下，原来本事不如他：大圣轻轻抡铁棒，着头一下满身麻。

巨灵神抵敌他不住，被猴王劈头一棒，慌忙将斧架隔，扢扠的一声，把个斧柄打做两截，急撤身败阵逃生。猴王笑道：“脓包！脓包！我已饶了你，你快去报信！快去报信！”

巨灵神回至营门，径见托塔天王，忙哈哈跪下道：“弼马温是果神通广大！末将战他不得，败阵回来请罪。”李天王发怒道：“这厮剉吾锐气，推出斩之！”旁边闪出哪吒太子，拜告：“父王息怒，且恕巨灵之罪，待孩儿出师一遭，便知深浅。”天王听谏，且教回营待罪管事。

这哪吒太子甲胄齐整，跳出营盘，撞至水帘洞外。那悟空正来收兵，见哪吒来的勇猛。好太子：

总角才遮囟，披毛未苫肩。

神奇多敏悟，骨秀更清妍。

诚为天上麒麟子，果是烟霞彩凤仙。

龙种自然非俗相，妙龄端不类尘凡。

身带六般神器械，飞腾变化广无边。

今受玉皇金口诏，敕封海会号三坛。

悟空迎近前来问曰：“你是谁家小哥？闯近吾门，有何事干？”哪吒喝道：“泼妖猴！岂不认得我？我乃托塔父王三太子哪吒是也。今奉玉帝钦差，至此捉你！”悟空笑道：“小太子，你的奶牙尚未退，胎毛尚未干，怎敢说这般大话？我且留你的性命，不打你。你只看我旌旗上是甚么字号，拜上玉帝，是这般官衔，再也不须动众，我自皈依。若是不遂我心，定要打上灵霄宝殿。”哪吒抬头看处，乃“齐天大圣”四字。哪吒道：“这妖猴能有多大神通，就敢称此名号！不要怕！吃吾一剑！”悟空道：“我只站下不动，任你砍几剑罢。”那哪吒奋怒，大喝一声叫：“变！”即变做三头六臂，恶狠狠，手持着六般兵器，乃是斩妖剑、砍妖刀、缚妖索、降妖杵、绣球儿、火轮儿，丫丫叉叉，扑面来打。悟空见了，心惊道：“这小哥倒也会弄些手段！莫无礼，看我神通！”好大圣，喝声：“变！”也变做三头六臂，把金箍棒幌一幌也变作三条，六只手拿着三条棒架住。这场斗，真个是地动山摇，好杀也：

六臂哪吒太子，天生美石猴王，相逢真对手，正遇本源流。那一个蒙差来下界，这一个欺心闹斗牛。斩妖宝剑锋芒快，砍妖刀狠鬼神愁；缚妖索子如飞蟒，降妖大杵似狼头；火轮掣电烘烘艳，往往来来滚绣球。大圣三条如意棒，前遮后挡运机谋。苦争数合无高下，太子心中不肯休。把那六件兵器都教变，百千万亿照头丢。猴王不惧呵呵笑，铁棒翻腾自运筹。以一化千千化万，满空乱舞赛飞虬。唬得各洞妖王都闭户，遍山鬼怪尽藏头。神兵怒气云惨惨，金箍铁棒响飕飕。那壁厢，天丁呐喊人人怕；这壁厢，猴怪摇旗个个忧。发狠两家齐斗勇，不知那个刚强那个柔。

三太子与悟空各骋神威，斗了个三十回合。那太子六般兵，变做千千万万；孙悟空金箍棒，变作万万千千。半空中似雨点流星，不分胜负。原来那悟空手疾眼快，正在那混乱之时，他拔下一根毫毛，叫声：“变！”就变做他的本相，手挺着棒，演[12]着哪吒；他的真身却一纵，赶至哪吒脑后，着左膊上一棒打来。哪吒正使法间，听得棒头风响，急躲闪时，不能措手，被他着了一下，负痛逃走；收了法，把六件兵器依旧归身，败阵而回。

那阵上李天王早已看见，急欲提兵助战。不觉太子倏至面前，战兢兢报道：“父王！弼马温真个有本事！孩儿这般法力，也战他不过，已被他打伤膊也。”天王大惊失色，道：“这厮恁的[13]神通，如何取胜？”太子道：“他洞门外竖一竿旗，上写‘齐天大圣’四字，亲口夸称，教玉帝就封他做齐天大圣，万事俱休。若还不是此号，定要打上灵霄宝殿哩！”天王道：“既然如此，且不要与他相持，且去上界，将此言回奏，再多遣天兵围捉这厮，未为迟也。”太子负痛，不能复战，故同天王回天启奏不题。

你看那猴王得胜归山，那七十二洞妖王与那六弟兄，俱来贺喜，在洞天福地饮乐无比。他却对六弟兄说：“小弟既称齐天大圣，你们亦可以大圣称之。”内有牛魔王忽然高叫道：“贤弟言之有理！我即称做平天大圣。”蛟魔王道：“我称做覆海大圣。”鹏魔王道：“我称混天大圣。”狮王道：“我称移山大圣。”猕猴王道：“我称通风大圣。”狨王道：“我称驱神大圣。”此时七大圣自作自为，自称自号，耍乐一日，各散讫。

却说那李天王与三太子领着众将，直至灵霄宝殿，启奏道：“臣等奉圣旨出师下界，收伏妖仙孙悟空，不期他神通广大，不能取胜，仍望万岁添兵剿除。”玉帝道：“谅一妖猴，有多少本事，还要添兵？”太子又近前奏道：“望万岁赦臣死罪！那妖猴使一条铁棒，先败了巨灵神，又打伤臣臂膊。洞门外立一竿旗，上书‘齐天大圣’四字，道是封他这官职，即便休兵来投。若不是此官，还要打上灵霄宝殿也。”玉帝闻言，惊讶道：“这妖猴何敢这般狂妄！着众将即刻诛之。”正说间，班部中又闪出太白金星，奏道：“那妖猴只知出言，不知大小。欲加兵与他争斗，想一时不能收伏，反又劳师。不若万岁大舍恩慈，还降招安旨意，就教他做个齐天大圣。只是加他个空衔，有官无禄便了。”玉帝道：“怎么唤做‘有官无禄’？”金星道：“名是齐天大圣，只不与他事管，不与他俸禄，且养在天壤之间，收他的邪心，使不生狂妄，庶乾坤安靖，海宇得清宁也。”玉帝闻言道：“依卿所奏。”即命降了诏书，仍着金星领去。

金星复出南天门，直至花果山水帘洞外观看。这番比前不同，威风凛凛，杀气森森，各样妖精，无般不有。一个个都执剑拈枪，拿刀弄杖的，在那里咆哮跳跃。一见金星，皆上前动手。金星道：“那众头目来！累你去报你大圣知之，吾乃上帝遣来天使，有圣旨在此请他。”众妖即跑入报道：“外面有一老者，他说是上界天使，有旨意请你。”悟空道：“来得好！来得好！想是前番来的那太白金星。那次请我上界，虽是官爵不堪，却也天上走了一次，认得那天门内外之路。今番又来，定有好意。”教众头目大开旗鼓，摆队迎接。大圣即带引群猴，顶冠贯甲，甲上罩了赭黄袍，足踏云履，急出洞门，躬身施礼，高叫道：“老星请进，恕我失迎之罪。”

金星趋步向前，径入洞内，面南立着道：“今告大圣，前者因大圣嫌恶官小，躲离御马监，当有本监中大小官员奏了玉帝。玉帝传旨道：‘凡授官职，皆由卑而尊，为何嫌小？’即有李天王领哪吒下界取战。不知大圣神通，故遭败北，回天奏道大圣立一竿旗，要做齐天大圣。众武将还要支吾，是老汉力为大圣冒罪奏闻，免兴师旅，请大王授箓。玉帝准奏，因此来请。”悟空笑道：“前番动劳，今又蒙爱，多谢！多谢！但不知上天可与我‘齐天大圣’之官衔也？”金星道：“老汉以此衔奏准，方敢领旨而来，如有不遂，只坐罪老汉便是。”

悟空大喜，恳留饮宴不肯，遂与金星纵着祥云，到南天门外。那些天丁天将，都拱手相迎。径入灵霄殿下，金星拜奏道：“臣奉诏宣弼马温孙悟空已到。”玉帝道：“那孙悟空过来。今宣你做个‘齐天大圣’，官品极矣，但切不可胡为。”这猴亦止朝上唱个喏，道声谢恩。玉帝即命工干官——张、鲁二班——在蟠桃园右首，起一座齐天大圣府，府内设个二司：一名安静司，一名宁神司。司俱有仙吏，左右扶持。又差五斗星君送悟空去到任，外赐御酒二瓶，金花十朵，着他安心定志，再勿胡为。那猴王信受奉行，即日与五斗星君到府，打开酒瓶，同众尽饮。送星官回转本宫，他才遂心满意，喜地欢天，在于天宫快乐，无挂无碍。正是：

仙名永注长生箓，不堕轮回万古传。

毕竟不知向后如何，且听下回分解。

[1] 斗口：又称“斗魁”，即北斗星四星所组成的勺口。

[2] 唱个大喏：一面拱揖，一面口中称“喏”，这样敬礼，叫做唱喏。喏声很大、腰弯的很低，叫做唱个大喏或唱个肥喏。

[3] 除授：封官授职。除，封官。

[4] 弼马温：民间传说，猴子可以避马瘟。这里的官名是作者采用了这个传说，改换了弼（避）、温（瘟）两个同音字而成的。

[5] 骅（huá）骝（liú）：传说是周穆王（前九七六—前九二二）八骏马之一。骅也作华。这以下至“紫鳞”，全是古代骏马名，不再一一注释。

[6] 扎草：扎同“铡”。把草切成寸段喂马，叫做铡草。

[7] 堂尊：明清时对本署长官的敬称。

[8] 尪（wānɡ）羸：指瘦弱。

[9] 海会：佛教术语。比喻德深如海，圣众会聚之多。

[10] 咨牙：开口见齿。犹龇（zī）牙。

[11] 时间：立刻，马上。

[12] 演：就是后文所说的“掩样法”。一种骗人和迷惑人的幻象。第三十二回的“演样”，第三十四回的“演到厨中”，义同。

[13] 恁（nèn）的：这样的意思。有时又作怎样解释。

CHAPTER 4. Appointed a BanHorse, could he be content?

Named Equal to Heaven, he’s still not appeased.

The Gold Star of Venus left the depths of the cave dwelling with the Handsome Monkey King, and together they rose by mounting the clouds. But the cloud somersault of Wukong, you see, is no common magic; its speed is tremendous. Soon he left the Gold Star far behind and arrived first at the South Heaven Gate. He was about to dismount from the cloud and go in when the Devarāja Virūḍhaka leading Pang, Liu, Kou, Bi, Deng, Xin, Zhang, and Tao, the various divine heroes, barred the way with spears, scimitars, swords, and halberds and refused him entrance. The Monkey King said, “What a deceitful fellow that Gold Star is! If old Monkey has been invited here, why have these people been ordered to use their swords and spears to bar my entrance?” He was protesting loudly when the Gold Star arrived in haste. “Old man,” said Wukong angrily to his face, “why did you deceive me? You told me that I was invited by the Jade Emperor’s decree of pacification. Why then did you get these people to block the Heaven Gate and prevent my entering?” “Let the Great King calm down,” the Gold Star said, laughing. “Since you have never been to the Hall of Heaven before, nor have you been given a name, you are quite unknown to the various heavenly guardians. How can they let you in on their own authority? Once you have seen the Heavenly Deva, received an appointment, and had your name listed in the Immortal Register, you can go in and out as you please. Who would then obstruct your way?” “If that’s how it is,” said Wukong, “it’s all right. But I’m not going in by myself.” “Then go in with me,” said the Gold Star, pulling him by the hand.

As they approached the gate, the Gold Star called out loudly, “Guardians of the Heaven Gate, lieutenants great and small, make way! This person is an immortal from the Region Below, whom I have summoned by the imperial decree of the Jade Emperor.” The Devarāja Virūḍhaka and the various divine heroes immediately lowered their weapons and stepped aside, and the Monkey King finally believed what he had been told. He walked slowly inside with the Gold Star and looked around. For it was truly

His first ascent to the Region Above,

His sudden entrance into the Hall of Heaven,

Where ten thousand shafts of golden light whirled as a coral rainbow,

And a thousand layers of hallowed air diffused mist of purple.

Look at that South Heaven Gate!

Its deep shades of green

From glazed tiles were made;

Its radiant battlements

Adorned with treasure jade.

On two sides were posted scores of celestial sentinels,

Each of whom, standing tall beside the pillars,

Carried bows and clutched banners.

All around were sundry divine beings in golden armor,

Each of them holding halberds and whips,

Or wielding scimitars and swords.

Impressive may be the outer court;

Overwhelming is the sight within!

In the inner halls stood several huge pillars

Circled by red-whiskered dragons whose golden scales gleamed in the sun.

There were, moreover, a few long bridges;

Above them crimson-headed phoenixes circled with soaring plumes of many hues.

Bright mist shimmered in the light of the sky.

Green fog descending obscured the stars.

Thirty-three Heavenly mansions were found up here,

With names like the Scattered Cloud, the Vaiśrvaṇa, the Pāncavidyā, the Suyāma, the Nirmāṇarati . . .1

On the roof of every mansion the ridge held a stately golden beast.

There were also the seventy-two treasure halls,

With names like the Morning Assembly, the Transcendent Void, the Precious Light, the Heavenly King, the Divine Minister . . .

In every hall beneath the pillars stood rows of jade unicorn.

On the Platform of Canopus,2

There were flowers unfading in a thousand millennia;

Beside the oven for refining herbs,

There were exotic grasses growing green for ten thousand years.

He went before the Tower of Homage to the Sage,

Where he saw robes of royal purple gauze

Brilliant as stars refulgent,

Caps the shape of hibiscus,

Resplendent with gold and precious stones,

And pins of jade and shoes of pearl,

And purple sashes and golden ornaments.

When the golden bells swayed to their striking,

The memorial of the Three Judges3 would cross the vermilion courtyard;

When the drums of Heaven were sounded,

Ten thousand sages of the royal audience would honor the Jade Emperor.

He went, too, to the Treasure Hall of Divine Mists

Where nails of gold penetrated frames of jade,

And colorful phoenixes danced atop scarlet doors.

Here were covered bridges and winding corridors

Displaying every where openwork carvings most elegant;

And eaves crowding together in layers three and four,

On each of which reared up phoenixes and dragons.

There was high above

A round dome big, bright, and brilliant—

Its shape, a huge gourd of purple gold,

Below which guardian goddesses hung out their fans

And jade maidens held up their immortal veils.

Ferocious were the sky marshals overseeing the court;

Dignified, the divine officials protecting the Throne.

There at the center, on a crystal platter,

Tablets of the Great Monad Elixir were heaped;

And rising out of the cornelian vases

Were several branches of twisting coral.

So it was that

Rare goods of every order were found in Heaven’s Hall,

And nothing like them on Earth could ever be seen—

Those golden arches, silver coaches, and that Heavenly house,

Those coralline blooms and jasper plants with their buds of jade.

The jade rabbit passed the platform to adore the king.

The golden crow flew by to worship the sage.4

Blessed was the Monkey King coming to this Heavenly realm,

He who was not mired in the filthy soil of man.

The Gold Star of Venus led the Handsome Monkey King to the Treasure Hall of Divine Mists, and, without waiting for further announcement, they went into the imperial presence. While the Star prostrated himself, Wukong stood erect by him. Showing no respect, he cocked his ear only to listen to the report of the Gold Star. “According to your decree,” said the Gold Star, “your subject has brought the bogus immortal.” “Which one is the bogus immortal?” asked the Jade Emperor graciously. Only then did Wukong bow and reply, “None other than old Monkey!” Blanching with horror, the various divine officials said, “That wild ape! Already he has failed to prostrate himself before the Throne, and now he dares to come forward with such an insolent reply as ‘None other than old Monkey’! He is worthy of death, worthy of death!” “That fellow Sun Wukong is a bogus immortal from the Region Below,” announced the Jade Emperor, “and he has only recently acquired the form of a human being. We shall pardon him this time for his ignorance of court etiquette.” “Thank you, Your Majesty,” cried the various divine officials. Only then did the Monkey King bow deeply with folded hands and utter a cry of gratitude. The Jade Emperor then ordered the divine officials, both civil and military, to see what vacant appointment there might be for Sun Wukong to receive. From the side came the Star Spirit of Wuqu, who reported, “In every mansion and hall everywhere in the Palace of Heaven, there is no lack of ministers. Only at the imperial stables is a supervisor needed.” “Let him be made a BanHorsePlague,”5 proclaimed the Jade Emperor. The various subjects again shouted their thanks, but Monkey only bowed deeply and gave a loud whoop of gratitude. The Jade Emperor then sent the Star Spirit of Jupiter to accompany him to the stables.

The Monkey King went happily with the Star Spirit of Jupiter to the stables in order to assume his duties. After the Star Spirit had returned to his own mansion, the new officer gathered together the deputy and assistant supervisors, the accountants and stewards, and other officials both great and small and made thorough investigation of all the affairs of the stables. There were about a thousand celestial horses,6 and they were all

Hualius and Chizhis

Lu’ers and Xianlis,

Consorts of Dragons and Purple Swallows,

Folded Wings and Suxiangs,

Juetis and Silver Hooves,

Yaoniaos and Flying Yellows.

Chestnuts and Faster-than-Arrows,

Red Hares and Speedier-than-Lights,

Leaping Lights and Vaulting Shadows,

Rising Fogs and Triumphant Yellows,

Wind Chasers and Distance Breakers.

Flying Pinions and Surging Airs,

Rushing Winds and Fiery Lightnings.

Copper Sparrows and Drifting Clouds,

Dragonlike piebalds and Tigerlike pintos,

Dust Quenchers and Purple Scales,

And Ferghanas7 from the Four Corners.

Like the Eight Steeds and Nine Stallions

They have no rivals within a thousand miles!

Such are these fine horses.

Every one of which

Neighs like the wind and gallops like thunder to show a mighty spirit.

They tread the mist and mount the clouds with unflagging strength.

Our Monkey King went through the lists and made a thorough inspection of the horses. Within the imperial stables, the accountants were in charge of getting supplies; the stewards groomed and washed the horses, chopped hay, watered them, and prepared their food; and the deputies and assistants saw to the overall management. Never resting, the Bima oversaw the care of the horses, fussing with them by day and watching over them diligently by night. Those horses that wanted to sleep were stirred up and fed; those that wanted to gallop were caught and placed in the stalls. When the celestial horses saw him, they all behaved most properly and they were so well cared for that their flanks became swollen with fat.

More than half a month soon went by, and on one leisurely morning, the various department ministers gave a banquet to welcome and congratulate him. While they were drinking happily, the Monkey King suddenly put down his cup and asked: “What sort of rank is this BanHorsePlague of mine?” “The rank and the title are the same,” they said. “But what ministerial grade is it?” “It does not have a grade,” they said. “If it does not have a grade,” said the Monkey King, “I suppose it must be the very highest.” “Not at all,” they replied, “it can only be called ‘the unclassified’!” The Monkey King said, “What do you mean by ‘the unclassified’?” “It is really the meanest level,” they said. “This kind of minister is the lowest of the low ranks; hence he can only look after horses. Take the case of Your Honor, who, since your arrival, have been so diligent in discharging your duties. If the horses are fattened, you will only earn yourself a ‘Fairly Good!’ If they look at all thin, you will be roundly rebuked. And if they are seriously hurt or wounded, you will be prosecuted and fined.”

When the Monkey King heard this, fire leaped up from his heart. “So that’s the contempt they have for old Monkey!” he cried angrily, gnashing his teeth. “At the Flower-Fruit Mountain I was honored as king and patriarch. How dare they trick me into coming to look after horses for them, if horse tending is such a menial service, reserved only for the young and lowly? Is such treatment worthy of me? I’m quitting! I’m quitting! I’m leaving right now!” With a crash, he kicked over his official desk and took the treasure out of his ear. One wave of his hand and it had the thickness of a rice bowl. Delivering blows in all directions, he fought his way out of the imperial stables and went straight to the South Heaven Gate. The various celestial guardians, knowing that he had been officially appointed a BanHorsePlague, did not dare stop him and allowed him to fight his way out of the Heaven Gate.

In a moment, he lowered the direction of his cloud and returned to the Flower-Fruit Mountain. The four mighty commanders were seen drilling troops with the Monster Kings of various caves. “Little ones,” this Monkey King cried in a loud voice, “old Monkey has returned!” The flock of monkeys all came to kowtow and received him into the depths of the cave dwelling. As the Monkey King ascended his throne, they busily prepared a banquet to welcome him. “Receive our congratulations, Great King,” they said. “Having gone to the region above for more than ten years, you must be returning in success and glory.” “I have been away for only half a month,” said the Monkey King. “How can it be more than ten years?”

“Great King,” said the various monkeys, “you are not aware of time and season when you are in Heaven. One day in Heaven above is equal to a year on Earth. May we ask the Great King what ministerial appointment he received?”

“Don’t mention that! Don’t mention that!” said the Monkey King, waving his hand. “It embarrasses me to death! That Jade Emperor does not know how to use talent. Seeing the features of old Monkey, he appointed me to something called the BanHorsePlague, which actually means taking care of horses for him. It’s a job too low even to be classified! I didn’t know this when I first assumed my duties, and so I managed to have some fun at the imperial stables. But when I asked my colleagues today, I discovered what a degraded position it was. I was so furious that I knocked over the banquet they were giving me and rejected the title. That’s why I came back down.” “Welcome back!” said the various monkeys, “welcome back! Our Great King can be the sovereign of this blessed cave dwelling with the greatest honor and happiness. Why should he go away to be someone’s stable boy?” “Little ones,” they cried, “send up the wine quickly and cheer up our Great King.”

As they were drinking wine and conversing happily, someone came to report: “Great King, there are two one-horned demon kings outside who want to see you.” “Show them in,” said the Monkey King. The demon kings straightened out their attire, ran into the cave, and prostrated themselves. “Why did you want to see me?” asked the Handsome Monkey King. “We have long heard that the Great King is receptive to talents,” said the demon kings, “but we had no reason to request your audience. Now we learn that our Great King has received a divine appointment and has returned in success and glory. We have come, therefore, to present the Great King with a red and yellow robe for his celebration. If you are not disdainful of the uncouth and the lowly and are willing to receive us plebeians, we shall serve you as dogs or as horses.” Highly pleased, the Monkey King put on the red and yellow robe while the rest of them lined up joyfully and did homage. He then appointed the demon kings to be the Vanguard Commanders, Marshals of the Forward Regiments. After expressing their thanks, the demon kings asked again, “Since our Great King was in Heaven for a long time, may we ask what kind of appointment he received?” “The Jade Emperor belittles the talented,” said the Monkey King. “He only made me something called the BanHorsePlague.” Hearing this, the demon kings said again, “Great King has such divine powers! Why should you take care of horses for him? What is there to stop you from assuming the rank of the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven?” When the Monkey King heard these words, he could not conceal his delight, shouting repeatedly, “Bravo! Bravo!” “Make me a banner immediately,” he ordered the four mighty commanders, “and inscribe on it in large letters, ‘The Great Sage, Equal to Heaven.’ Erect a pole to hang it on. From now on, address me only as the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, and the title Great King will no longer be permitted. The Monster Kings of the various caves will also be informed so that it will be known to all.” Of this we shall speak no further.

We now refer to the Jade Emperor, who held court the next day. The Celestial Master Zhang8 was seen leading the deputy and the assistant of the imperial stables to come before the vermilion courtyard. “Your Majesty,” they said, prostrating themselves, “the newly appointed BanHorsePlague, Sun Wukong, objected to his rank as being too low and left the Heavenly Palace yesterday in rebellion.” Meanwhile, the Devarāja Virūḍhaka, leading the various celestial guardians from the South Heaven Gate, also made the report, “The BanHorsePlague for reasons unknown to us has walked out of the Heaven Gate.” When the Jade Emperor heard this, he made the proclamation: “Let the two divine commanders and their followers return to their duties. We shall send forth celestial soldiers to capture this monster.” From among the ranks, Devarāja Li,9 who was the Pagoda Bearer, and his Third Prince Naṭa came forward and presented their request, saying, “Your Majesty, though your humble subjects are not gifted, we await your authorization to subdue this monster.” Delighted, the Jade Emperor appointed Pagoda Bearer Devarāja Li Jing to be grand marshal for subduing the monster, and promoted Third Prince Naṭa to be the great deity in charge of the Three-Platform Assembly of the Saints. They were to lead an expeditionary force at once for the Region Below.

Devarāja Li and Naṭa kowtowed to take leave and went back to their own mansion. After reviewing the troops and their captains and lieutenants, they appointed Mighty-Spirit God to be Vanward Commander, the Fish-Belly General to bring up the rear, and the General of the Yakṣas to urge the troops on. In a moment they left by the South Heaven Gate and went straight to the Flower-Fruit Mountain. A level piece of land was selected for encampment, and the order was then given to the Mighty-Spirit God to provoke battle. Having received his order and having buckled and knotted his armor properly, the Mighty-Spirit God grasped his spreading-flower ax and came to the Water-Curtain Cave. There in front of the cave he saw a great mob of monsters, all of them wolves, insects, tigers, leopards, and the like; they were all jumping and growling, brandishing their swords and waving their spears.

“Damnable beasts!” shouted the Mighty-Spirit God. “Hurry and tell the BanHorsePlague that I, a great general from Heaven, have by the authorization of the Jade Emperor come to subdue him. Tell him to come out quickly and surrender, lest all of you be annihilated!” Running pell-mell into the cave, those monsters shouted the report, “Disaster! Disaster!” “What sort of disaster?” asked the Monkey King. “There’s a celestial warrior outside,” said the monsters, “who claims the title of an imperial envoy. He says he came by the holy decree of the Jade Emperor to subdue you, and he orders you to go out quickly and surrender, lest we lose our lives.” Hearing this, the Monkey King commanded, “Get my battle dress!” He quickly donned his red gold cap, pulled on his yellow gold cuirass, slipped on his cloud-treading shoes, and seized the compliant golden-hooped rod. He led the crowd outside and set them up in battle formation. The Mighty-Spirit God opened wide his eyes and stared at this magnificent Monkey King:

The gold cuirass worn on his body was brilliant and bright;

The gold cap on his head also glistened in the light.

In his hands was a staff, the golden-hooped rod,

That well became the cloud-treading shoes on his feet.

His eyes glowered strangely like burning stars.

Hanging past his shoulders were two ears, forked and hard.

His remarkable body knew many ways of change,

And his voice resounded like bells and chimes.

This BanHorsePlague with beaked mouth and gaping teeth

Aimed high to be the Equal to Heaven Sage.

“Lawless ape,” the Mighty-Spirit God roared powerfully, “do you recognize me?” When the Great Sage heard these words, he asked quickly, “What sort of dull-witted deity are you? Old Monkey has yet to meet you! State your name at once!” “Fraudulent simian,” cried the Mighty-Spirit, “what do you mean, you don’t recognize me? I am the Celestial General of Mighty-Spirit, the Vanward Commander and subordinate to Devarāja Li, the Pagoda Bearer, from the divine empyrean. I have come by the imperial decree of the Jade Emperor to receive your submission. Strip yourself of your apparel immediately and yield to the Heavenly grace, so that this mountainful of creatures can avoid execution. If you dare but utter half a ‘No,’ you will be reduced to powder in seconds!”

When the Monkey King heard those words, he was filled with anger. “Reckless simpleton!” he cried. “Stop bragging and wagging your tongue! I would have killed you with one stroke of my rod, but then I would have no one to communicate my message. So, I’ll spare your life for the moment. Go back to Heaven quickly and inform the Jade Emperor that he has no regard for talent. Old Monkey has unlimited abilities. Why did he ask me to mind horses for him? Take a good look at the words on this banner. If I am promoted according to its title, I will lay down my arms, and the cosmos will then be fair and tranquil. But if he does not agree to my demand, I’ll fight my way up to the Treasure Hall of Divine Mists, and he won’t even be able to sit on his dragon throne!” When the Mighty-Spirit God heard these words, he opened his eyes wide, facing the wind, and saw indeed a tall pole outside the cave. On the pole hung a banner bearing in large letters the words, “The Great Sage, Equal to Heaven.”

The Mighty-Spirit God laughed scornfully three times and jeered, “Lawless ape! How fatuous can you be, and how arrogant! So you want to be the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven! Be good enough to take a bit of my ax first!” Aiming at his head, he hacked at him, but, being a knowledgeable fighter, the Monkey King was not unnerved. He met the blow at once with his golden-hooped rod, and this exciting battle was on.

The rod was named Compliant;

The ax was called Spreading Flower.

The two of them, meeting suddenly,

Did not yet know their weakness or strength;

But ax and rod

Clashed left and right.

One concealed secret powers most wondrous;

The other vaunted openly his vigor and might.

They used magic—

Blowing out cloud and puffing up fog;

They stretched their hands,

Splattering mud and spraying sand.

The might of the celestial battler had its way:

But the Monkey had boundless power of change.

The rod uplifted—a dragon played in water;

The ax arrived—a phoenix sliced through flowers.

Mighty-Spirit, whose name spread through the world,

In prowess truly could not match the other one.

The Great Sage whirling lightly his iron staff

Could numb the body with one blow on the head.

The Mighty-Spirit God could oppose him no longer and allowed the Monkey King to aim a mighty blow at his head, which he hastily sought to parry with his ax. With a crack the ax handle split in two, and Mighty-Spirit turned swiftly to flee for his life. “Imbecile! Imbecile!” laughed the Monkey King, “I’ve already spared you. Go and report my message at once!”

Back at the camp, the Mighty-Spirit God went straight to see the Pagoda Bearer Devarāja. Huffing and puffing, he knelt down saying, “The BanHorsePlague indeed has great magic powers! Your unworthy warrior cannot prevail against him. Defeated, I have come to beg your pardon.” “This fellow has blunted our will to fight,” said Devarāja Li angrily. “Take him out and have him executed!” From the side came Prince Naṭa, who said, bowing deeply, “Let your anger subside, Father King, and pardon for the moment the guilt of Mighty-Spirit. Permit your child to go into battle once, and we shall know the long and short of the matter.” The Devarāja heeded the admonition and ordered Mighty-Spirit to go back to his camp and await trial.

This Prince Naṭa, properly armed, leaped from his camp and dashed to the Water-Curtain Cave. Wukong was just dismissing his troops when he saw Naṭa approaching fiercely. Dear Prince!

Two boyish tufts barely cover his skull.

His flowing hair has yet to reach the shoulders.

A rare mind, alert and intelligent.

A noble frame, pure and elegant.

He is indeed the unicorn son from Heaven above,

Truly immortal as the phoenix of mist and smoke.

This seed of dragon has by nature uncommon features.

His tender age shows no relation to any worldly kin.

He carries on his body six kinds of magic weapons.

He flies, he leaps; he can change without restriction.

Now by the golden-mouth proclamation of the Jade Emperor

He is appointed to the Assembly: its name, the Three Platforms10

Wukong drew near and asked, “Whose little brother are you, and what do you want, barging through my gate?” “Lawless monstrous monkey!” shouted Naṭa. “Don’t you recognize me? I am Naṭa, third son of the Pagoda Bearer Devarāja. I am under the imperial commission of the Jade Emperor to come and arrest you.” “Little prince,” said Wukong laughing, “your baby teeth haven’t even fallen out, and your natal hair is still damp! How dare you talk so big? I’m going to spare your life, and I won’t fight you. Just take a look at the words on my banner and report them to the Jade Emperor above. Grant me this title, and you won’t need to stir your forces. I will submit on my own. If you don’t satisfy my cravings, I will surely fight my way up to the Treasure Hall of Divine Mists.”

Lifting his head to look, Naṭa saw the words, “Great Sage, Equal to Heaven.” “What great power does this monstrous monkey possess,” said Naṭa, “that he dares claim such a title? Fear not! Swallow my sword.” “I’ll just stand here quietly,” said Wukong, “and you can take a few hacks at me with your sword.” Young Naṭa grew angry. “Change!” he yelled loudly, and he changed at once into a fearsome person having three heads and six arms. In his hands he held six kinds of weapons: a monster-stabbing sword, a monster-cleaving scimitar, a monster-binding rope, a monster-taming club, an embroidered ball, and a fiery wheel. Brandishing these weapons, he mounted a frontal attack. “This little brother does know a few tricks!” said Wukong, somewhat alarmed by what he saw. “But don’t be rash. Watch my magic!” Dear Great Sage! He shouted, “Change!” and he too transformed himself into a creature with three heads and six arms. One wave of the golden-hooped rod and it became three staffs, which were held with six hands. The conflict was truly earth-shaking and made the very mountains tremble. What a battle!

The six-armed Prince Naṭa.

The Heaven-born Handsome Stone Monkey King.

Meeting, each met his match

And found each to be from the same source.

One was consigned to come down to Earth.

The other in guile disturbed the universe.

The edge of the monster-stabbing sword was quick;

The keen, monster-cleaving scimitar alarmed demons and gods;

The monster-binding rope was like a flying snake;

The monster-taming club was like the head of a wolf;

The lightning-propelled fiery wheel was like darting flames;

Hither and thither the embroidered ball rotated.

The three compliant rods of the Great Sage

Protected the front and guarded the rear with care and skill.

A few rounds of bitter contest revealed no victor,

But the prince’s mind would not so easily rest.

He ordered the six kinds of weapon to change

Into hundreds and thousands of millions, aiming for the head.

The Monkey King, undaunted, roared with laughter loud,

And wielded his iron rod with artful ease:

One turned to a thousand, a thousand to ten thousand,

Filling the sky as a swarm of dancing dragons,

And shocked the Monster Kings of sundry caves into shutting their doors.

Demons and monsters all over the mountain hid their heads.

The angry breath of divine soldiers was like oppressive clouds.

The golden-hooped iron rod whizzed like the wind.

On this side,

The battle cries of celestial fighters appalled every one;

On that side,

The banner-waving of monkey monsters startled each person.

Growing fierce, the two parties both willed a test of strength.

We know not who was stronger and who weaker.

Each displaying his divine powers, the Third Prince and Wukong battled for thirty rounds. The six weapons of that prince changed into a thousand and ten thousand pieces; the golden-hooped rod of Sun Wukong into ten thousand and a thousand. They clashed like raindrops and meteors in the air, but victory or defeat was not yet determined. Wukong, however, proved to be the one swifter of eye and hand. Right in the midst of the confusion, he plucked a piece of hair and shouted, “Change!” It changed into a copy of him, also wielding a rod in its hands and deceiving Naṭa. His real person leaped behind Naṭa and struck his left shoulder with the rod. Naṭa, still performing his magic, heard the rod whizzing through the air and tried desperately to dodge it. Unable to move quickly enough, he took the blow and fled in pain. Breaking off his magic and gathering up his six weapons, he returned to his camp in defeat.

Standing in front of his battle line, Devarāja Li saw what was happening and was about to go to his son’s assistance. The prince, however, came to him first and gasped, “Father King! The BanHorsePlague is truly powerful. Even your son of such magical strength is no match for him! He has wounded me in the shoulder.” “If this fellow is so powerful,” said the Devarāja, turning pale with fright, “how can we beat him?” The prince said, “In front of his cave he has set up a banner bearing the words, ‘The Great Sage, Equal to Heaven.’ By his own mouth he boastfully asserted that if the Jade Emperor appointed him to such a title, all troubles would cease. If he were not given this name, he would surely fight his way up to the Treasure Hall of Divine Mists!” “If that’s the case,” said the Devarāja, “let’s not fight with him for the moment. Let us return to the region above and report these words. There will be time then for us to send for more celestial soldiers and take this fellow on all sides.” The prince was in such pain that he could not do battle again; he therefore went back to Heaven with the Devarāja to report, of which we speak no further.

Look at that Monkey King returning to his mountain in triumph! The monster kings of seventy-two caves and the six sworn brothers all came to congratulate him, and they feasted jubilantly in the blessed cave dwelling.

He then said to the six brothers, “If little brother is now called the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, why don’t all of you assume the title of Great Sage also?” “Our worthy brother’s words are right!” shouted the Bull Monster King from their midst,11 “I’m going to be called the Great Sage, Parallel with Heaven.” “I shall be called the Great Sage, Covering the Ocean,” said the Dragon Monster King. “I shall be called the Great Sage, United with Heaven,” said the Garuda Monster King. “I shall be called the Great Sage, Mover of Mountains,” said the Giant Lynx King. “I shall be called the Telltale Great Sage,” said the Macaque King. “And I shall be called the God-Routing Great Sage,” said the Orangutan King. At that moment, the seven Great Sages had complete freedom to do as they pleased and to call themselves whatever titles they liked. They had fun for a whole day and then dispersed.

Now we return to the Devarāja Li and the Third Prince, who, leading the other commanders, went straight to the Treasure Hall of Divine Mists to give this report: “By your holy decree your subjects led the expeditionary force down to the Region Below to subdue the baneful immortal, Sun Wukong. We had no idea of his enormous power, and we could not prevail against him. We beseech Your Majesty to give us reinforcements to wipe him out.” “How powerful can we expect one baneful monkey to be,” asked the Jade Emperor, “that reinforcements are needed?” “May Your Majesty pardon us from an offense worthy of death!” said the prince, drawing closer. “That baneful monkey wielded an iron rod; he defeated first the Mighty-Spirit God and then wounded the shoulder of your subject. Outside the door of his cave he set up a banner bearing the words, ‘The Great Sage, Equal to Heaven.’ He said that if he were given such a rank, he would lay down his arms and come to declare his allegiance. If not, he would fight his way up to the Treasure Hall of Divine Mists.”

“How dare this baneful monkey be so insolent!” exclaimed the Jade Emperor, astonished by what he had heard. “We must order the generals to have him executed at once!” As he said this, the Gold Star of Venus came forward again from the ranks and said, “The baneful monkey knows how to make a speech, but he has no idea what’s appropriate and what isn’t. Even if reinforcements are sent to fight him, I don’t think he can be subdued right away without taxing our forces. It would be better if Your Majesty were greatly to extend your mercy and proclaim yet another decree of pacification. Let him indeed be made the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven; he will be given an empty title, in short, rank without compensation.” “What do you mean by rank without compensation?” said the Jade Emperor. The Gold Star said, “His name will be Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, but he will not be given any official duty or salary. We shall keep him here in Heaven so that we may put his perverse mind at rest and make him desist from his madness and arrogance. The universe will then be calm and the oceans tranquil again.” Hearing these words, the Jade Emperor said, “We shall follow the counsels of our minister.” He ordered the mandate to be made up and the Gold Star to bear it hence.

The Gold Star left through the South Heaven Gate once again and headed straight for the Flower-Fruit Mountain. Outside the Water-Curtain Cave things were quite different from the way they had been the previous time. He found the entire region filled with the awesome and bellicose presence of every conceivable kind of monster, each one of them clutching swords and spears, wielding scimitars and staffs. Growling and leaping about, they began to attack the Gold Star the moment they saw him. “You, chieftains, hear me,” said the Gold Star, “let me trouble you to report this to your Great Sage. I am the Heavenly messenger sent by the Lord above, and I bear an imperial decree of invitation.” The various monsters ran inside to report, “There is an old man outside who says that he is a Heavenly messenger from the region above, bearing a decree of invitation for you.” “Welcome! Welcome!” said Wukong. “He must be that Gold Star of Venus who came here last time. Although it was a shabby position they gave me when he invited me up to the region above, I nevertheless made it to Heaven once and familiarized myself with the ins and outs of the celestial passages. He has come again this time undoubtedly with good intentions.” He commanded the various chieftains to wave the banners and beat the drums, and to draw up the troops in receiving order. Leading the rest of the monkeys, the Great Sage donned his cap and his cuirass, over which he tossed the red and yellow robe, and slipped on the cloud shoes. He ran to the mouth of the cave, bowed courteously, and said in a loud voice, “Please come in, Old Star! Forgive me for not coming out to meet you.”

The Gold Star strode forward and entered the cave. He stood facing south and declared, “Now I inform the Great Sage. Because the Great Sage has objected to the meanness of his previous appointment and removed himself from the imperial stables, the officials of that department, both great and small, reported the matter to the Jade Emperor. The proclamation of the Jade Emperor said at first, ‘All appointed officials advance from lowly positions to exalted ones. Why should he object to that arrangement?’ This led to the campaign against you by Devarāja Li and Naṭa. They were ignorant of the Great Sage’s power and therefore suffered defeat. They reported back to Heaven that you had set up a banner that made known your desire to be the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven. The various martial officials still wanted to deny your request. It was this old man who, risking offense, pleaded the case of the Great Sage, so that he might be invited to receive a new appointment, and without the use of force. The Jade Emperor accepted my suggestion; hence I am here to invite you.” “I caused you trouble last time,” said Wukong, laughing, “and now I am again indebted to you for your kindness. Thank you! Thank you! But is there really such a rank as the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, up there?” “I made certain that this title was approved,” said the Gold Star, “before I dared come with the decree. If there is any mishap, let this old man be held responsible.”

Wukong was highly pleased, but the Gold Star refused his earnest invitation to stay for a banquet. He therefore mounted the hallowed cloud with the Gold Star and went to the South Heaven Gate, where they were welcomed by the celestial generals and guardians with hands folded at their breasts. Going straight into the Treasure Hall of Divine Mists, the Gold Star prostrated himself and memorialized, “Your subject, by your decree, has summoned here BanHorsePlague Sun Wukong.” “Have that Sun Wukong come forward,” said the Jade Emperor. “I now proclaim you to be the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, a position of the highest rank. But you must indulge no more in your preposterous behavior.” Bowing deeply, the monkey uttered a great whoop of thanks. The Jade Emperor then ordered two building officials, Zhang and Lu, to erect the official residence of the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, to the right of the Garden of Immortal Peaches. Inside the mansion, two departments were established, named “Peace and Quiet” and “Serene Spirit,” both of which were full of attending officials. The Jade Emperor also ordered the Star Spirits of Five Poles12 to accompany Wukong to assume his post. In addition, two bottles of imperial wine and ten clusters of golden flowers were bestowed on him, with the order that he must keep himself under control and make up his mind to indulge no more in preposterous behavior. The Monkey King obediently accepted the command and went that day with the Star Spirits to assume his post. He opened the bottles of wine and drank them all with his colleagues. After seeing the Star Spirits off to their own palaces, he settled down in complete contentment and delight to enjoy the pleasures of Heaven, without the slightest worry or care. Truly

His name divine, forever recorded in the Long-Life Book

And kept from falling into saṃsāra, will long be known.

We do not know what took place hereafter; let’s listen to the explanation in the next chapter.